i’m tied down in the middle of pokemon stadium getting tickled and mocked by the sexiest pokemon [compiled from gamefaqs poll results 2005-2011] oh no theyre going to have a pkmn battle on top of me
requiem for a dream had no purpose except to fuel porpenteen’s fetish for life crumbling apart as one descends into sexual degradation
this pencil skirt means i’m evil
the shit theory of feminine survival
have you ever played the hamtaro gbc/gba games? theyre very east accessible adventure games where you use hamster-slang in order to solve puzzles n problems. in the first one you help find all your hamster friends so you can have a party and in the second you stop an evil demon hamster from stealing other hamsters love!! idk a while back i suggested u NiGHTs and i was thinking about it today and thought "porpy would like these too i think"
wow that looks rly cute…i never played them but maybe i’ll check em out…i loved looking at GB screenshots as a kid even if i couldnt afford most of the games, and i guess i’m experiencing it the same way now…bright little micro-zones full of critters who are all one tile big…like looking through the window of a dollhouse….ham hams unite!!!
dating requirements: willing to drive me to the mall so we can rent N64 games from GameStop and pick out Fun Dresses